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quickshit 

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.
Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.
quickshit by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

quackshot 

Penis retraction (from the vagina) during sexual intercourse in order to blow one's load into a deserving eye in hopes that it will dry and cake her eyelid shut. Typically done to attractive yet painfully annoying females.
Sure Jenny McCarthy looks good, but if she let me hit that I would give her a nice quackshot.
quackshot by MBFree September 6, 2008

Quickshitz 

When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.
"oh shit the new (generic show) is on after this commercial BRB QUICKSHITZ!" that's when you'd run off shove it out as fast as you could.
Quickshitz by Aaron <3 May 20, 2008

rusty quickshooter 

the old guy in a mostly younger bar/club that creepily takes home the young girl so that he may pre-ejaculate in her
guy 1- "how did sarah get home last nite?"
guy 2- "i think that rusty quickshooter took her to his place"
guy 1- "oh, shes a skank"
rusty quickshooter by CNR123 August 29, 2009

Quickshit 

An environmental hazard that has been discovered in the political swamp.
He was elected to office, went to Washington, stepped in quickshit, and was immediately sucked under.

It is time to fill the swamps to get rid of the quickshit in Washington.
Quickshit by Jajajaja December 1, 2019

quickshot 

noun (insult): A man who ejaculates quickly/prematurely, or who is aroused far too easily in general.
Guy 1: "Holy hell! She's a rocket, eh?"
Guy 2: "Calm down, quickshot. She's a six out of ten at best."
quickshot by Yowsky December 8, 2020