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quickshit 

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.
Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.
quickshit by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

quackshot 

Penis retraction (from the vagina) during sexual intercourse in order to blow one's load into a deserving eye in hopes that it will dry and cake her eyelid shut. Typically done to attractive yet painfully annoying females.
Sure Jenny McCarthy looks good, but if she let me hit that I would give her a nice quackshot.
quackshot by MBFree September 6, 2008

Quickshitz 

When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.
"oh shit the new (generic show) is on after this commercial BRB QUICKSHITZ!" that's when you'd run off shove it out as fast as you could.
Quickshitz by Aaron <3 May 20, 2008

rusty quickshooter 

the old guy in a mostly younger bar/club that creepily takes home the young girl so that he may pre-ejaculate in her
guy 1- "how did sarah get home last nite?"
guy 2- "i think that rusty quickshooter took her to his place"
guy 1- "oh, shes a skank"
rusty quickshooter by CNR123 August 29, 2009

Quickshit 

An environmental hazard that has been discovered in the political swamp.
He was elected to office, went to Washington, stepped in quickshit, and was immediately sucked under.

It is time to fill the swamps to get rid of the quickshit in Washington.
Quickshit by Jajajaja December 1, 2019

quickshot 

noun (insult): A man who ejaculates quickly/prematurely, or who is aroused far too easily in general.
Guy 1: "Holy hell! She's a rocket, eh?"
Guy 2: "Calm down, quickshot. She's a six out of ten at best."
quickshot by Yowsky December 8, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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