Questmas 

A contraction of “Meta Quest” referring to Meta’s line of VR Consoles titled the Quest series, and “Christmas” the holiday. Questmas refers to the phenomenon where every Christmas, thousands of parents buy their children VR headsets as presents, which they use unsupervised to join online VR games such as VR chat. As a result, the amount of children in these games skyrockets for the following 1-2 months, and remains permanently higher thereafter. Questmas is foreseen as a tragic event for of-age VR users.

“Hey bro, Questmas is coming up in a week. Let’s enjoy VR while we can before all those parents buy their kids headsets and our games are full of squeakers!”

“Shit’s tragic.”

Questmas by yippeekiyaymotherfucker December 17, 2023

Questmessage

A text message consisting of only a question mark (possibly more than one) . Usually sent after somebody has taken too long to respond to a question, you are shocked by the information you just received, or if you don't understand the last text.

Ex. 1
Person 1: "Is it cool if I come at 8:30?
*Half hour later*
Person 1: <Sends Questmessage>
Person 2: "My bad, fell asleep. Yeah, that's cool."

Ex.2
Derpette: "I think I might be pregnant..."
Derp: <Sends Questmessage>
Derpette: "I'm two days late..."
Derp: "Shut up, woman."

Ex 3.

Person 1: "I shaved a cat today!"
Person 2: <Sends Questmessage>
Person 1: "I meant saved lmaao"

Questmessage by BigWill21420 September 25, 2011

questmap 

Questmap is like a roadmap but more questy.

wen questmap? AAAAHHH! I'm Questmapping!

questmap by penglover69 April 18, 2022

questasiendo

Literally, a combination of the phrase "que estas haciendo" meaning "what are you doing?" in Spanish. The Spanish language often combines sounds that are alike on the end of one word and the beginning of the next and make them one word. It means... what's going on or what's up...

"A vato, questasiendo?" (Hey dude, what are you doing?)

questasiendo by Samantha June 19, 2006

Questmandment

A statement, politely worded as a question, that conveys a clear command. Typically used in email to a lazyass peer or colleague you require something from, and hence are forced to be nice to. It’s effective use not only prevents bitching and whining that they don’t answer to you (aka the “you’re-not-the-boss-of-me” effect) but forces them to get off their ass and actually do their job without looking like a total bastard. (Note: Best used when the email includes a cc to the lazyass’s manager.)

Questmandment (used in email):

Kelly, we have a Production line down because they don’t have the metallic labels I asked you about last week. Would it be possible for you to get these added to our floorstock ASAP.

Questmandment by jmcomedy June 18, 2011