Definitions by yippeekiyaymotherfucker
Gen Alpha
The generation of people born between the years 2010 and 2024. Successive to Gen Z, which ends in 2009, and preceding Gen Beta, which starts in 2025. Gen Alpha is currently divided into these cohorts:
Zalphas - 2010-2012: It is a misconception that this group is part of Gen Z; they are, in fact, the earliest cohort of Gen Alpha. Called Zalphas as they blur the line between Gen Z and Gen Alpha, possessing traits and cultural elements from both Gen Z and Gen Alpha. They are outliers who don't truly belong in either generation, much like the Zilennials (1997-1999) before them. Most Zalphas currently insist that they are "Gen Z" due to the popularization of 2012 as the end year of Gen Z. Zalphas can claim to be 2010s kids.
Early Gen Alpha - 2013-2015: The early cohort of the Gen Alpha years. Last ones born to experience COVID in school, and last ones to possess memories before the pandemic. These are the last "2010s kids".
Middle/Core Gen Alpha - 2016-2019: The center of Gen Alpha, considered most representative of the generation as a whole. Childhood dominated by TikTok brainrot, don't know any life before the pandemic, etc.
Late Gen Alpha - 2020-2023: Approaching the end of Gen Alpha. Cultural moments are undefined for them. The end year for Late Gen Alpha may end up anywhere from 2022-2025.
Alphetas? - 2023-2025?: It is still unknown if an outlier cohort between Gen Alpha and Gen Beta will end up existing, and where their years may fall.
Zalphas - 2010-2012: It is a misconception that this group is part of Gen Z; they are, in fact, the earliest cohort of Gen Alpha. Called Zalphas as they blur the line between Gen Z and Gen Alpha, possessing traits and cultural elements from both Gen Z and Gen Alpha. They are outliers who don't truly belong in either generation, much like the Zilennials (1997-1999) before them. Most Zalphas currently insist that they are "Gen Z" due to the popularization of 2012 as the end year of Gen Z. Zalphas can claim to be 2010s kids.
Early Gen Alpha - 2013-2015: The early cohort of the Gen Alpha years. Last ones born to experience COVID in school, and last ones to possess memories before the pandemic. These are the last "2010s kids".
Middle/Core Gen Alpha - 2016-2019: The center of Gen Alpha, considered most representative of the generation as a whole. Childhood dominated by TikTok brainrot, don't know any life before the pandemic, etc.
Late Gen Alpha - 2020-2023: Approaching the end of Gen Alpha. Cultural moments are undefined for them. The end year for Late Gen Alpha may end up anywhere from 2022-2025.
Alphetas? - 2023-2025?: It is still unknown if an outlier cohort between Gen Alpha and Gen Beta will end up existing, and where their years may fall.
Generation Alpha, or Gen Alpha, consists of people born between 2010 and 2024. I wonder how they will define themselves...
Gen Alpha by yippeekiyaymotherfucker February 7, 2026
Sauce
1. Noun (contemporary) - substituted in place of the word “source” when requesting a link or code to the source material of an image, video, or text. Specifically used when aforementioned image, video, or text is of anime or manga media. Most often but not exclusively used for pornographic anime and manga.
2. Adjective (archaic) - To embellish with unnecessary but provocative detail.
2. Adjective (archaic) - To embellish with unnecessary but provocative detail.
1. *in reference to a post containing a pornographic image from a hentai*
“What’s the sauce?”
(Note: this is the grammatically formal structure of this question, but in common speech the question is shortened to just “Sauce?” without meaning lost)
2. “Stop adding sauce to the story, we all know she didn’t say that after you flipped her off.”
“What’s the sauce?”
(Note: this is the grammatically formal structure of this question, but in common speech the question is shortened to just “Sauce?” without meaning lost)
2. “Stop adding sauce to the story, we all know she didn’t say that after you flipped her off.”
Sauce by yippeekiyaymotherfucker February 4, 2024
Questmas
A contraction of “Meta Quest” referring to Meta’s line of VR Consoles titled the Quest series, and “Christmas” the holiday. Questmas refers to the phenomenon where every Christmas, thousands of parents buy their children VR headsets as presents, which they use unsupervised to join online VR games such as VR chat. As a result, the amount of children in these games skyrockets for the following 1-2 months, and remains permanently higher thereafter. Questmas is foreseen as a tragic event for of-age VR users.
“Hey bro, Questmas is coming up in a week. Let’s enjoy VR while we can before all those parents buy their kids headsets and our games are full of squeakers!”
“Shit’s tragic.”
“Shit’s tragic.”
Questmas by yippeekiyaymotherfucker December 17, 2023
Antisimp
A man so chadly and resistant to thots/egirls that he ascends beyond just being a normal male. Many believe he was sent by god unto this world to purge it of simps, beta males, orbiters, and male feminists.
Inside a game:
Simp: Can I get your discord my queen
Egirl: No I have a boyfriend you orbiter
Simp: *Insults her and goes away*
Later in the same game:
Egirl: Hey Anon, I lied to him about having a boyfriend, can you give me your discord?
Antisimp: You thot. I can’t do my homie like that. Gtfo you egirl no one cares about your discord except for orbiters.
Simp: Can I get your discord my queen
Egirl: No I have a boyfriend you orbiter
Simp: *Insults her and goes away*
Later in the same game:
Egirl: Hey Anon, I lied to him about having a boyfriend, can you give me your discord?
Antisimp: You thot. I can’t do my homie like that. Gtfo you egirl no one cares about your discord except for orbiters.
Antisimp by yippeekiyaymotherfucker January 23, 2021