queltch 

a play on two sexual terms combined; queef and feltch, resulting in cum farted out and/or sucked and consumed from a vadge

Stephanie was french kissing my vadge last night after Bork squirted a load in me and she said she'd love it if i queltched in her mouth

queltch by chaosfuqer July 21, 2007

Queltch 

a queltch is simply where a guy shoots his load into a female or males anus and then quickly grabs a straw, sticks it in their partners butthole and drinks his own seman

man, i went over to shirleys house last night and tried one of those queltch things ive been hearing about... pretty good!

Queltch by Brian Fulcher January 22, 2006

Fielding Queltch

(v.) /ˈfēldiNG kwelCH/ The audible, slippery sound of a man making a poor life choice, specifically when exiting a confined space (like a toilet cubicle or a manager's office) after a "quick meeting."

Mate, I'm not shaking his hand until he’s had a shower. I can hear the Fielding Queltch from here.

Fielding Queltch by Th3_pixe1 July 17, 2026

quelcher 

1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.

2. Someone who is a scheister

3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.

1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.

2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.

3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.

quelcher by Craig W. April 1, 2007

Quelch 

An awkward interaction when two people encounter each other in public. Each person attempts to move out of the other's way but move in the same direction, failing to judge the other's direction of movement. The situation can often result in deadlock whereby the only way to extricate oneself is to vocalise an apology and agree on each person's continued route.

Even though the pavement was empty, I still managed to quelch with an old man.

That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.

Quelch by btajk May 13, 2018

Quelch 

A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.

She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.

Quelch by Ruprech April 9, 2010

Quelch 

A quelch is a major inconvenience caused by any reason.

that rain on Sunday was such a quelch! i wanted to go to the beach.

School is such a quelch.

Quelch by credit101 November 10, 2009