Bork

The speech of Gabe the Dog

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by poyoride February 8, 2017

Bork

What dogs do in the posher areas of Dublin.

That focking dog kept borking all night long.

by jimthesheep April 16, 2011

Bork

To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...

"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"

by Charging Mooses August 5, 2009

Bork

A noise that a clumsy or idiotic-looking dog makes instead of "bark"

"Primed and ready to bork"

"BOORK" "woah you gave me a frighten

by Galaxy.boy May 16, 2016

Bork

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

by thewolvesarewatching March 9, 2009

Bork

Alternative term used for retching,
Nearly puking in your mouth but swallowing it back.

you make me want to bork you ugly hoe

i was borkin all morning after that night out

by Five_head December 23, 2009

Bork

An acronym for "Blade of the Ruined King", which is an item used in the video game "League of Legends" for increased attack speed, life steal, and slows other individual enemy champions.

Let me get cs so I can build my bork.

by Lost Santoryu May 19, 2014