Feltch

The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.

After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

Feltch

to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.

Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.

by JMC February 16, 2006

Feltch

The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.

Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.

by InsertCoin April 27, 2005

feltch

1.-verb- the act of sucking semen from a bodily oriface for sexual gratification.
2.-verb- the act of inserting a rodent into the anus or vagina for sexual gratification. Also see girbiling.
3.-adjective- an unpleasant or foul person.
4.-noun- an unfortunate english surname.

1.- "he died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving a ShopVac."
2.- "Richard Gere supposedly was into feltching with girbils."
3.- "Trooper Davie is a feltch."
4.- "The man signed the register as Mr. Feltch."

by Tanker Don June 11, 2006

Feltch

Having sex with a girl in the ass, blowing your load in her ass, sucking the cum out of her ass and then making out with her

i was so ridiculously hammered lastnite, i took this broad back from the bar and feltched her

by Trevor Hodgson October 5, 2008

Feltch

The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.

After their 'naked lunch', Little Boy Blue Balls and his friend, 'Browny" were ready for desert.Their waiter, Rex, suggested ice-cream and cool-whip. "Lil-Boy, nothing like a cool down, after the going down that I just witnessed". "Don't be silly Rex, you know that ice-cream will totally destroy the wonderfull aroma we can all share after I rare-back and let go a 3 alarm FELTCH BELCH!

by j.r. dada March 10, 2007

feltch

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.

why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass

by soup bone September 21, 2013