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Definitions by Th3_pixe1

Fielding’s Foible

(n.) A catastrophic social event where a person mistakes a corporate hierarchy chart for a dating roster.

A man who treats every "Performance Review" as a performance of a different kind. A Fielding's Foible is characterized by a complete lack of shame, a lingering smell of cheap cologne, and a rather concerning drip-feed of evidence for the HR department.
If 'name' asks the boss for a raise one more time while winking, he's committing a major Fielding’s Foible. I'm pretty sure the CEO has filed a restraining order.

Fielding Queltch

(v.) /ˈfēldiNG kwelCH/ The audible, slippery sound of a man making a poor life choice, specifically when exiting a confined space (like a toilet cubicle or a manager's office) after a "quick meeting."
Mate, I'm not shaking his hand until he’s had a shower. I can hear the Fielding Queltch from here.
Fielding Queltch by Th3_pixe1 July 17, 2026