1 definition by chaosfuqer
a play on two sexual terms combined; queef and feltch, resulting in cum farted out and/or sucked and consumed from a vadge
Stephanie was french kissing my vadge last night after Bork squirted a load in me and she said she'd love it if i queltched in her mouth
by chaosfuqer June 22, 2007
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