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One who is overly homosexual, an overly feminine male.
Bill is such a queerpuff, was it necessary for him to show up to our game in a summer dress?
queerpuff by Stiffstah October 20, 2003
A windy, noisless fart from the open, loose, well-used rectum of a homosexual.
All the ladies in the room were impressed by his Queerff.
Queerff by RingoFonebone67 November 16, 2012

queermuffin 

a young looking, twentysomething gay boy who likes to be passive in bed for more masculine guys
I don't date queermuffins. I like dirty old men instead.
queermuffin by quicksilver789 August 20, 2009

queeriffic 

The gays enjoyed their parade so
much they shouted queerific.
queeriffic by bog January 11, 2003

*queermuffin*

a muffin (cool or uncool person it depends on the situation) who is behaving annoyingly or tool-like. this word is commonly used in mexican food restaurants, town with middle schoolers, and/or in places where cardiac arrest may occur. Mormon missionaries are also commonly seen where this word is being used..You must be declared a queermuffin by a friend's boyfriend
muffin queerislamia *queermuffin*

Queer Puff 

1. A homosexual that puffs on cock
2. Someone so gay that even queers make fun of him
1. Your dad is a queer puff.
Queer Puff by Scott & Brad February 12, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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