Queefwave 

A wave from a vagina after a queef

Sounds like a naughty little pig being chased by an annoying farmer.

Can sometimes sound like a fifty cents piece being dropped in a day old pav...

"oh her majesty is just too high and mighty for a queefwave"

"She sounds like a queefwave..."

Queefwave by Oohtz March 2, 2022

queefeater 

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

queefeater by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

queefcake 

1.The crust that accumulates around a woman's vagina from lack of washing and/or grooming.

I hit that bitch with a washcloth and a bar of soap when I found out she cooks queefcakes.

queefcake by Joe Marrone April 24, 2006

Queefcase 

A container used to store various objects within the vaginal canal.

AKA a Cuntainer, Cuntpartment or snatch hatch.

How are are you going to get your Ganja over the border?" "No worries Janet said we could borrow her Queefcase.

Queefcase by Tayvilyn October 27, 2010

queefwaddle 

When you’re done having sex and the woman gets up to go to the bathroom after the man comes and the air backed up in the vag comes out of the vagina pushing semen out with it so she has to quickly waddle the rest of the way to the bathroom.

She did the queefwaddle after sex last night, my jiz was pouring out of her along with bursts of air when she got up to use the bathroom

queefwaddle by Soso2019 April 13, 2019

Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

Queefage by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Queefcaked 

queefcaked - the expelling of gas from the vagina into cupped hand and then passed to an unexpecting nasal passage.

I still feel violated after Jennifer queefcaked me last night.

Queefcaked by panther82 August 9, 2009