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Queefan is a ligit nigga named Ethan....like ligitness
queefan by LigitLigitnessLikeLigit September 5, 2016
The famous Fortnite player that was discover in a stream by a YouTube reporter named Landon that has mysteriously dissapeared. Some say she uses a voice changer and that she's fake others think otherwise.
queeane by Mysterpersonsmakss August 2, 2018
(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy
1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself
Queefage by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

queefarella 

An act of queefing whilst doing ballet or sometimes street dancing
Holy shit Mallory was being such a queefarella last night at the recital queef queefington

queefiness 

Queefiness- When someone smells really bad.
Chaz really has a queefiness smell because he didn`t shower this morning.
queefiness by Sam Malone December 19, 2006

Queefarer 

Queefarer n.

A fellow who enjoys riding in on a vaginal fart. A portmanteau word from queef n. and (sea)farer n.
That Derek loves those pussy farts. He's a dedicated queefarer you know.
Queefarer by Doctor Jonsun August 6, 2011