Quedo

a fat fuck that steals a half tray of cookies

Wow, did Quedo’s fat ass take all the cookies before he left?

by Anonymousconfessions October 15, 2025

y'all queda

A large body of rednecks in the United States who believe that their hackneyed interpretation of christian morality should be enforced as law to the exclusion of all other beliefs.

Y'all Queda just decided all the police cruisers in town should sport an "In God we Trust" bumper sticker paid for with our atheist tax dollars.

by UrbanAristophanes April 12, 2016

boner queso

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.

by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017

Quadornling

A catch-all term for the species of blue birds found within the country of Venezuela.

The quadornling generally inhabit the vast outskirts of the Amazon River Basin pouring in from out of Brazil.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries November 9, 2020

Blumpkin con Queso

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa

While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013

Senor Queso

The one and only god among us and is super cool. They are one of the most greatest people alive in the world and will continue to be the greatest. They are shy, lonely, and super insecure. They also have a difficult time making new friends. Senor Queso is also the leader of cheese so respect them when buying cheese. They are friends with some very intelligent humans as well which is why it is difficult for them to make friends. Their daily meal is cheese, milk, cheese, etc.

Senor Queso is a unique person.
Oh my is that the god himself, senor queso??

by Senor Queso October 15, 2020

Queso Crunchwrap

something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.

taco bell better bring the queso crunchwrap back,or im going to sue

by y2c January 16, 2009