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These chips are bland. Pass the queso.
by Azul December 23, 2004
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A Mexican-Spanish slang term used mostly in the Yucatan Peninsula that references a woman's vagina, but also used around the U.S. and any other place in the world where Mexicans from the Yucatan reside. Term often found in states of Merida, Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Campeche, and sometimes, Chiapas or even Oaxaca.

In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
Amigo #1: 'Mirate, cabron, el queso abajo! El pinche camel-toe, tu vees?'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'

Translation in english:

Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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Noun lit.-Spanish for cheese, but more recently used, predominantly by chicanos, (americans of mexican decent), as slang for semen or ejaculate.

See also: "queso run"
I shot my queso on her face.
by sardonik1 September 28, 2006
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Cuban slang for repressed sperm due to celibacy.
Desde que mi papi estร  conmigo ya no tiene queso, yo le hago todo lo que รฉl le gusta, todo lo que รฉl me pide.

Since my sweetheart is with me he's not repressed anymore. I do to him all that he wants, all he asks for.
by TuGatica July 19, 2010
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Cheese.
Relating to "I AM The Cheese."
In Relation to the Highschool Library.
In other words.. Chinans.
In Relation to Robert Cormier.
Also in relation to El Guerra De Chocolate.
Which directly relates to you.
And ones state of mind.
So all in all, Tu Estas homosexual.
Yippee.

Hay Una Fiesta En Mis Pantalones.
....PICK ME UP!
Paige: "Yo Soy El Queso!"

Bethany: "Ay! Ay! Ay!"

Si...
by Dover, Ben February 13, 2007
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