qued

(Pronounced: kwed)
Short for Queer Head

Oliver James Hampson you are such a fucking qued.

by Cokefiend^ July 6, 2008

Qued

(Pronounced: kwed)
Within the Homosexual community:
When the recipient of Gloryhole sexual activity (usually anal sex), stays in the cubicle for more than one session.
Also, when performing oral sex on multiple partners in a gloryhole, it can be described as "queing for food".

-"Dude, I heard that Nathan totally qued in the toilets at Thorpe Park for like an hour!"
-"I heard he qued for food, the sicko!".

by oddsox May 4, 2009

Qued

Not able to work.

It's Qued!

by Dr. Deloris January 30, 2024

dirty bb-qued

While fucking your bitch at your booth at Rj's, after the 5th or 6th thrust the man slowly ejects his penis, in a swift motion grabs the plate that the bbq chicken came in, removes the bones but leaves the bbq sauce, and again in a slow motion dips the head of his shaft into the bbq sauce, and yet again slowly re-inserts the penis back into the vi jay jay for the kill.

I totally dirty bb-qued that chic at Rj's last evaning.

or

You have just been dirty bb-qued in the A.

or

Fuck that, I'd rather dirty bb-q myself, than talk to the same chic over and over and over again on AIM and jerk off to her text messages.

by ball cock March 24, 2009

y'all queda

A large body of rednecks in the United States who believe that their hackneyed interpretation of christian morality should be enforced as law to the exclusion of all other beliefs.

Y'all Queda just decided all the police cruisers in town should sport an "In God we Trust" bumper sticker paid for with our atheist tax dollars.

by UrbanAristophanes April 12, 2016

quedgly

The unpleasant sensation of sitting on a seat ( especially a toilet seat) that is still warm from someone else's backside.

Urg, I have to move, I am sat on a quedgly !

by Hedrahelix May 1, 2016

quedding

A wedding between two gay men.

Created by merging the words queer and wedding.

"Don't forget that we're going to Greg and Danny's quedding tomorrow."

"In celebration of their love for each other, Dave and Chris would like to invite you to their quedding on Saturday, May 5."

"I need to pick up a quedding gift for Ben and Tommy."

by Rob & Ken December 17, 2004