Quatwaffle

(noun): The swift and socially conscious action required to redeem yourself after making an awkward or tone-deaf joke, often by saying or doing something so woke and insightful that your friends instantly forgive you.

Example: "After joking, 'Guess women can’t parallel park,' he knew it was a quatwaffle, so he pivoted into a mini-rant about how systemic sexism impacts gender stereotypes in driving statistics."

Quatwaffle by SALTANDPEPPERCORP December 14, 2024

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quadwaffle

College students lounging, studying, or taking part in recreational activities on the quad (common area/lawn)

The quadwaffles are running out of room for their hammocks.

quadwaffle by Dandelionwhisperer August 20, 2017

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Quatwaffle • quadwaffle • qawaffle • squatwaffle

squatwaffle

A person, not necessarily an old person, who is short and rather unattractive. This person is usually harmless and can be found on their phone in the corner at parties.

Man, Sharon is such a squatwaffle, I feel kind of bad for her.

squatwaffle by theregionsbrunette December 29, 2014

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qawaffle

When your girl queefs on your waffle and throws it at your face

"qawaffle attack"

qawaffle by Pvtinthebutt November 22, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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