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Mr. Quattlebaum 

He's a wave-surfing-science teaching- carpenter who lets us do whatever for our science projects. His nick-name is Dairy Queen. (No, he is NOT gay.)
"DUDE, Who's that semi-bald man dancing on that desk?"
"DUDE, That's soooo Mr. Quattlebaum."
Mr. Quattlebaum by Kir Allen May 14, 2010

Spencer Quattlebaum 

Really the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has the most beautiful deep dark brown eyes that you could gaze into for hours. Is the best boyfriend anyone could ever get; handsome, funny, smart, athletic. When you are in his arms you feel like you are safe and warm and nothing will ever hurt you and you will want to freeze time right then and there. Has a strange addiction to his hats. But you can always take them after school and know that he will catch you. Sounds dangerous, but is actually the best feeling in the world when he ends up catching you. No matter how hard you try, you will never meet a guy half as good as him. And the spaces between your fingers are right where his fit perfectly. Whenever he holds your hand, you will feel like jumping around and start singing a silly love song. He always looks out for you even if you assure him, you are perfectly fine. Does not want anything to happen to his novia. He is just all around the most perfect guy you will ever meet. :)
Did you see how he was treating his girl the other night?
Yeah, he was a total Spencer Quattlebaum.

Quattlebombed 

The act of quattlebombing can be best described as getting "fucked over". This word is used widely throughout the military as subtle way of saying they were screwed over.
Brad Pitt quattlebombed Jennifer Aniston by leaving her for Angelina Jolie
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026