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Quantus theory 

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').
In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

QuanFused 

Being in a state of mind that is past the point of being beyond confused
He was so tired and QuanFused that when he was asked to provide his manager with a status update of his project, he responded with "yes, I have a roommate".
QuanFused by RoLynn January 31, 2014
Quangus is a Family Guy character that has lots of sex

he is also known as:
quarterback
quarantine
quad
other words starting with 'qua'
Oh no, poor quangus!
Who else but quangus...
Quangus by Bjanss November 25, 2022

Quandur Jeep 

Jordan's a total quandur jeep look what he did.

I wanna jeep that girls quandur so bad.
Quandur Jeep by sledhed17 February 7, 2010
a stupid child's attempt to spell Quagmire
"Oh poor Quangus"
Quangus by unlovedabomination October 22, 2022
A quangus is someone who is good at everything they do! Not only this quangus is used as another word for stud or cutie. Overall being called quangus is one of the upmost complements one can achieve
Chase: “you know that boy Sam rich”
Gavin: “of course! Who doesn’t!? That nigga a quangus for real”
Quangus by Mr. Cringe November 20, 2019