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quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')
Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.
quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022
Related Words
quampé • quape • Quamp • Quamph • quimper • quame • Quamee • Quameria • Quampha • quample

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.
Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.
Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022
A way for white boys to say nigger to eachother.
What up my Quaipel
Quaipel by Sexy Jalapeno January 8, 2019
A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
Quamph by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
Quapedro means Quapedro.

(Kwa-ah-ped-ro)
"Quapedro? qua qua"
Quapedro by asukars. April 13, 2023

quampha (qum -Fa ) 

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
quampha (qum -Fa ) by KennyF August 29, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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