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Quackson 

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.
Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: β€œI love a good quackson!”
Quackson by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018

quackson 

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons
tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
quackson by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Quacking farts 

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.
Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.
Quacking farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Quackson 

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.
β€œShe ate a quackson for lunch today.”

quackson 

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent
A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland πŸ™„

nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.
Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.