Qhalif 

Your parents wanted to name you Khalif but they decided to make your name a little bit unique so they swapped the ‘k’ to a ‘q’. You are a very nice, empathetic, caring, smart person ever. Often misunderstood. Also, people always spell your name wrong

Person A: Yooo Qhalif is such a nice handsome dude
Person B: We been knew

Qhalif by karifuq November 23, 2021

qualified immunity 

A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights

A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.

qualified immunity by Just_sayin' May 30, 2021

qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.

Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.

qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020

neighbor qualified 

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.

So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.

neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015

Three Hole Qualified 

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.

When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.

Three Hole Qualified by Pool Guy December 15, 2008

YouTube Qualified 

Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)

Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified

YouTube Qualified by S I M E February 28, 2020

Too High To Qualify

An arid pass in football, usually high.

And it looks like Carson Palmer's pass was too high to qualify, 4th down.

Too High To Qualify by TheBear311 December 30, 2007