Q-Bert 

a cool classic video game from the early 80s where you maneuver the joystick to place the little orange monster Q-Bert on a pyramid of pads, changing their color. The goal is to land on all the pads on the pyramid to change all the colors. Then you commence to do the same thing at the next level (the next pyramid). Q-Bert must avoid bouncing critters (like snakes), if he's hit by one he cusses (a talk balloon filled with "swear word symbols" like "@#$*!" appears). If you're not careful with the joystick, Q-Bert could jump off the pyramid edge by accident.

I first played Q-Bert while I was at a bash with some friends at a Godfather's Pizza joint. Their motto is "Pizza you can't refuse". Q-Bert is a thrill to play even today.

Q-Bert by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 15, 2008

Q-Bert 

A famous turtablist who has learned from Mix Master Mike and won the 1992-1994 DMC World Championships.

DJ Q-bert is won of the best!

Q-Bert by gjhvngvb gvbnhgvbjghbh jbhj March 18, 2007

q-bert 

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

q-bert by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

Q-Bert 

a video game for the early Nintendo systems that will be remembered solely as a waste of cartridge space

"I rented Q-Bert last week from E-Z Video and it really sucked!"

Q-Bert by gameplaya99 October 20, 2005

Q-bert 

1. thats what she said

2. backwards inverse opposite of a 69

3. spoon

3.Eat yogurt with a Q-bert.

2.I Q-berted your mom last night.

1.Man A: DAMN THATS BIG.
Man B: Q-Bert!!!!

Q-bert by tranape July 1, 2008

Q*bert

1.(noun)an arcade game from the 1980s, in which the hero, Q*bert changes blocks color by jumping on them, while avoiding ridiculous enemies including a slinky like snake, and random blobs of mysterious goo. If hit by his enemies Q*bert expresses an incomprehensible barrage of profanity. The game is kablastafuck -ing amazing, and no one in the entire world can seem to understand why.

2.(adjective) Ridiculously ridiculous

3.(noun) An incomprehensible swear word (see zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

ex.1
80s kid 1:What the F@#% is Q*bert?
80s kid 2: i dont know but its fun!!!
80s kid 1: holy crap, did that orange round guy just swear?

ex 2.
That was so F-ing Q*bert i think i crapped my self laughing

ex 3.
Kid 1: I can believe someone defined (zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker)
Kid 2: i cant believe it was said in buffy the vampire slayer...
Kid 1: What the Q*bert was that episode about that they could get away with that one...
Kid 2:i just dont know... i just dont know...

...FIN...

Q*bert by Mr. Lyon calls me Rye Dog July 8, 2005

Q*bert

A orange, furry, ovoid creature who bounces on floating cubes to change their colors. A small variety of monsters, led by Coily the snake, attempts to stop this by bouncing into Q*bert. If they do so, Q*bert swears violently.

Q*bert by Anonymous June 19, 2003