Pyoro 

Literally the cutest animal/god alive, he's that bird from warioware and bird and bean. Also probably the true saviour of humanity.

Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any pets?"
Person 2: "No, I really wish I had Pyoro as my pet though."
Person 1: "...you do realise he's a fictional videogame character right"
Person 2: "AND WHEN THEY NEED HIM MOST, PYORO WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF OUR SINS AND REDEEM OUR HOPELESS WORLD."

Pyoro by xXx_cringelord_xXx October 19, 2018

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.

1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Pyro-noxious Slabs by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019

Pyrocynical 

a 19 year old who regrets making mlg montages like "shrek has swag" and "mlg teletubies"

pyrocynical is better than leafyishere

Pyrocynical by MemeLord4063 November 4, 2016

pyrocynical 

So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.

leafy is a pyrocynical clone

pyrocynical by supersnipe12 March 16, 2019

phorofor 

1) Same as 404
2) To be removed from a professional team without your consent due to relationship issues.

1) The page phorofor'd.
2) I just got phorofor'd yesterday, what a bummer.

phorofor by gatdong July 3, 2016

the pyrocynical effect 

It is a description of an object or event that has become even worse after reaching pure garbage.

You : Oh, I had a really bad day, and now it is even worse.
Friend : What You're experiencing is The Pyrocynical Effect.

the pyrocynical effect by Conga Mann January 20, 2017

Pyrocynical 

Pyrocynical is a furry who makes minecraft let's plays on vine.

Hey, have you watched Pyrocynical on vine?
No...
What are you gay?
My name Jeff.

Pyrocynical by RogueBanana February 9, 2017