sex gifs

When you type out "Sex gifs" on Twitter, mistaking it for the Google search bar.

Walt: HANK! HANK! THAT ISN'T THE SEARCH BAR! HANK!
Hank: *accidentally tweets "Sex gifs"*
Walt: 😧

by MemeLord4063 June 21, 2022

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Kyle

some guy who drinks Monster Energy Drinks and punches holes in dry walls

kyle niggas be like bruh

by MemeLord4063 June 26, 2019

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pussy

what ten years in the joint made you into

nishikiyama status: TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKIN PUSSY
john yakuza: 🗿

by MemeLord4063 January 22, 2023

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papyrus

A skeleton with high standards.

Sans: sup, bro?
Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT'S "SUP," BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T... RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
Sans: staring at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?
Papyrus: NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT... RECOGNITION... I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, "FRIEND?" I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
Sans: hmm... maybe this lamp will help you.
Papyrus: SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!
Sans: hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today. a skele-ton.
(badum tch)
Papyrus: SANS!!!

by MemeLord4063 November 04, 2016

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