Porostosky 

One who exceeds all in both pimpology and phsycology.

Dude, he gets all the chics. He MUST be a Porostosky.

Porostosky by Shannon Waite January 19, 2003

Porostosky 

One with a HUGE wang. Measuring well over 9 inches, LIMP.

I heard he's hung like a cliedsdale. He's GOTTA be a Porostosky.

Porostosky by Aubrie Taylor January 19, 2003

Porostosky 

The name of the straw used in shrimping.

I can't find my Porostoky, I think I lost it up your ass.

Porostosky by J.P. January 20, 2003