pynes
pynes by Pynes Jones May 19, 2009
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Benjamon Pynes
One man that is very hard to resist. He is very good looking and has the personality of a god. Benjamon has the prettiest eyes anyone could ever lay their eyes upon. Works at ruby tuesdays.
Benjamon Pynes by LoverOfBen August 15, 2012
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pynes • Benjamon Pynes • Kevin pynes • pones • PNES • Pines Charter • Pinesdale • payness • penesi • peness
Kevin pynes
Kevin is a god a among men. His voice soothes the wildest souls. His advice saves the most pitiful men. His holy sight cleans the most filthy. He is everything and everyone, everyone is kevin, yet only one man IS kevin.
Kevin pynes by Johnnysalad October 9, 2019
mabel pines
The raddest, awesomest 12-year-old girl in the history of cartoons. She wears funky sweaters and overdoses on Smile Dip.
mabel pines by Belac77 September 25, 2013
Shady Pines
Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".
Shady Pines by xy_zedd December 18, 2011
Pines Charter
a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.
Pines Charter by PinesCharterisGay October 6, 2019
PAYNESS
Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
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