Benjamon 

Ben is literally in my house eating all my mini-wheat
he cant stop playing among us at full volume at 4:00 am
and doesn't care about his trumpet getting rusty, because he left it in the rain
hates rick rolling people
loves nothing but darkness and pain

Benjamon! he has taken all the breakfast cereal once again!
you're grounded, no among us for two days!

Benjamon by poiuyt0987654321 February 28, 2022

Benjamon Pynes

One man that is very hard to resist. He is very good looking and has the personality of a god. Benjamon has the prettiest eyes anyone could ever lay their eyes upon. Works at ruby tuesdays.

Benjamon Pynes

Benjamon Pynes by LoverOfBen August 15, 2012

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.

benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Benjamin Wadsworth by whoreforfictonalmen September 6, 2021

Alec benjamin

He is an underrated but amazing singer. He is sweetened caring. He has wrote some songs that are

- Steve

-water fountain

- swim

- death of an hero

- gotta be a reason

- let my down slowly

And many more that are amazing songs

Person 1: omg you should listen to Alec Benjamin

Person 2: Alec who now?
Person1: Benjamin. He is such an amazing singer
Person 2: okay I’ll check him out

* the next day *

Person 2: omg Alec Benjamin is so good

Person 1: ikr

Alec benjamin by #######1111 April 10, 2019

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Benjaming 

One of the kindest people you will ever meet, often a nickname for Benjamin. He's handsome, tall, thin but just perfect for any girl. He knows that life can suck and you can always depend on him.

Did you see Maddy last night? She got herself a Benjaming!

Benjaming by RavynR July 14, 2011