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The act of getting pwned in penis size utterly.
Me and my friend were getting handjobs by some girls the other day, and I totally pwnised him!
Pwnised by Awesomeman McGee March 10, 2009
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Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.
Penised by Fianslip April 18, 2006
1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.
person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!
penised by aka_Pyro June 14, 2007
Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.
Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?
Penised by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009
When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head
'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.
Penised by Miss A. Crew January 13, 2009
The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.
"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."
Penised by Bluntz June 11, 2006
To be perceived as a being who has a dick and a testicle
Ashley is a penised human in her friend's eyes
penised by chan 6969 November 10, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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