A slang version of pwned, past tense. Usually related to and/or having to do with video games, specifically first person shooters.

1. To destroy someone or something. To "own" and/or "pwn" it.

2. To beat someone or something badly and/or in an embarassing manner. To win easily.

3. To have been beaten in an embarassing manner.

4. To have played against v0lum3.

(Pronounced ponied)
You just got pwnied by that sniper.

Stephen you totally pwnied that guy!
by v0lum3 February 8, 2008
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pwnage in its purest form.a pwnis is not only enormous and permanently ready for buttsecks, it has the potential to pwn all matter of objects, specializing in vaginas and other orifices. in short a penis that pwns
i am very disappointed/surprised that this word is already in the UD but ill take complete credit for it's origin anyway as i have a pwnis that will pwn anyone that disputes this fact.
by box pwner July 11, 2008
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A penis that pwns

A classic Trevism
Trev: Suck My pwnis
or
Trev Sex my Pwnis
by Dan November 6, 2004
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Short name of a World of Warcraft guild: Pretty Pink Pwnies

PPP is one of the more well known guilds in WoW for their abilities.
1. I'm leaving the battleground, Pwnies just showed up.
by Fyzzle November 3, 2006
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when something totally pwnz. synonym:pwned
1 Check this out, it pwnies!!

2 *runs into room* PWNIES!!!
by fuzzy November 23, 2003
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It's just being awesome, it will be said by just typing "pwni" in to a chat, meaning you are awesome, gorgeous, beautiful. simple world.

It can be used to say how beautiful someone is.
Oh you're such a pwni <3
by Ph3noM November 5, 2009
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1. To "pwn" (aka own) a persons or animals penis.
1. That guy is going to get pwnisd.

2. I pwnis that guy.
by Penislips January 25, 2009
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