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Putney Mandem

Your gangster and you must live in Putney in london.
If u is in the Putney Mandem You is Reppin down Putney high street going WHSmith and Waitrose for bare jokes. Generally looking gangster.
Putney Mandem by putneybadmen October 17, 2009

putney high 

a school full of shitty teachers and slaggy girls which creates the name slutney. the year 7s look 6 and skirts are down to their ankles. to fit in at putney you must do at least 3 of the following:
- skirt rolled up 2 times
- nike air forces

- fancy either mr stenberg the fit swedish history teacher dating a pe teacher or mr cameron a sexy australian biology teacher who’s accent gives the girls fanny flutters
- have an east pack or fjallraven kanken bags
-have highlights of some sort in your hair

with these you are bound to fit in
putney high has a few peng teachers two i already mentioned but a new edition mr pattie is kinda short but proper fitttttt.
*biology lesson*
y10 girl: omg his voice is so peng
yr10 girl #2 : he has kids
y10 girl: i don’t care

ex2

random perv: oi wagwam look at that leng ting

random perv #2: oi she’s a slag defo a putney high girl
putney high by FatSlutNeedDick October 27, 2019

Putney high school 

Putney high school is a school located in putney, and is home to some of the most banterous girls in the country. Some peng, some not so much. Alot of them are sluts hense the name Slutney
Putney high school girls are Banta Machines

Putneyed 

Putneyed is a term used to describe someone who is highly intoxicated to the point that they can barely walk. Named after the whiskey “old pulteney”
Aedo: stumbles into the room (under the influence of alcohol)

Herman: “aedo is so putneyed”

Aedo: “I da even ken eh
Putneyed by Craig Stephen August 23, 2019

putneyswope 

Bust ass offensive, racy, totally anti-PC comedy satire, especially satire about business and political corruption and race. Taken from the 1969 underground movie by Iron Man's old man, Robert Downey Sr, entitled "Putney Swope". In the movie Putney Swope, the token black man on the board of a Madison Avenue ad firm, is accidentally put in charge after the chairman of the board dies of a heart attack during a board meeting. So cuz they can't vote for themselves, they take a secret ballot with the dead guy still at the table and most board members voted for the one person they thought could not win: Putney Swope. He renames the business "Truth and Soul, Inc.", and fires all but one of the white employees and hires all blacks and prohibits them to do business with companies that produce alcohol, tobacco and toy guns. The success of the new biz gets the attention of Uncle Sam and it's declared "a threat to the national security".
"That's that kin'a satire they call 'putneyswope', it's like giggin' race and bizness and politics and sex all at once." .." Man that is some offensive putneyswope-kin'a stuff, but it is funny as shit!"
putneyswope by Mizz45 December 24, 2020
A good boy - the best dog in the world
Wow, how cool is that dog, must be a Putney
Putney by 2021goodboy November 23, 2021