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pussy gnome 

A small, mythical creature who lives inside the vagina
i heard tina had a pussy gnome
pussy gnome by clits&lips July 30, 2008

Pussynomics

The study of the buying and selling of pussy, largely constructed by the market for prostitutes.

Can also be used in reference to simping, since when one simps they are intentionally paying for what would normally be free pussy
Parker: “Hey man, why does it cost so much to get some pus these days?”
Ryan: “It’s simple pussynomics Parker, supply and demand my friend.”
Pussynomics by Don Frankie August 31, 2020

pussy-gnome

1. - (n.) a mythical being of diminuitive stature that lives in a woman's vagina.

2. - (n.) a cowardly person of diminuative stature.
1.) Sally's gynocologist was quite surprised when, during a routine checkup, he discovered a pussy-gnome residing within her uterus.

2.) Don't be such a "pussy-gnome", Billy, and go score us some weed!
pussy-gnome by Jerrodimus Prime December 15, 2004

trickle down pussynomics 

When your boy has too many hotties chasing him and you handle his overflow.
You got a girlfriend man? Shit now my trickle down pussynomics benefits gonna dry up.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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