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self-possessed 

Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".
The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."
self-possessed by HairBaron February 3, 2010

Possessed Shit 

A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
Possessed Shit by Ryan.. May 29, 2007

Possessed 

Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
Possessed by Hym Iam October 21, 2022

possessed 

The original death metal band. Formed in San Francisco in 1983, known for popularizing the upside-down cross motif. Heavily influenced a lot of heavy metal bands inluding Slayer and Venom. Broke up in 1993.
possessed by matt January 25, 2005

Possessed 

A member of the UK hip hop group "Rhyme Asylum".

He is most known for his participation in the 06 Jump Off "World Rap Championships", during which he and his partner "Whashisface" (AKA Reine) progressed through to the final stage in Los Vegas, but lost to Los Angeles rappers "Illmaculate" and "Thesaurus".

His verses have a reputation for outstanding lyrical content, creative wordplay and hard-hitting punchlines, a prime example of this being the song "Poisonous Penmanship" of the album "State Of Lunacy". Examples of his lyrical ability (though no single bar can do him justice) are:

"We unattractive ferocious creatures,
I got master degree burns After a heat stroke of genius,"
-Poison Penmanship (State Of Lunacy)

"Behead the king and the queen
Lootin Tutin Karmoons tomb on a get rich quick pyramid scheeme"
-Victory Speech (DUB)

"Rush the doors From dusk to dawn
My entourage plot on top of Scotland yard cause we above the law."
-Unreasonable ft Diabolic (State of Lunacy)

For further information, or to listen to his songs or buy his albums, visit Rhyme Asylum's myspace:

www.myspace.com/rhymeasylum
Person 1 - Damn!
Person 2 - What's up?
Person 1 - Just Listening to Poison Penmanship, Possessed is a BEAST!
Person 2 - Hell yea
Possessed by Sick Rhymes June 5, 2009

Possessed Ghost 

A noun referring to a ghost that has become possessed by another ghost; a noun referring to a human that has become possessed by a ghost and/or a possessed ghost; an adjective used to describe a crazy person or one who is literally possessed, whether by a ghost or a possessed ghost.
Last night I saw a possessed ghost outside. It just stood stood there, flailing its head back and forth. At Walmart, I saw a possessed ghost that was throwing food all over the place. I think I am becoming a possessed ghost because I keep forgetting things and have been acting crazy lately.
Possessed Ghost by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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