Pusitus

When someone acts like a pussy on a regular basis.

Kyle wouldn’t come to Christmas because he has pusitus.

I think Mike has pusitus because he hasn’t been to work this whole week.

by Lew922 December 27, 2021

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.

Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh

by JuanPelota May 1, 2011

Pussitus

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.

Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus

by blew2 December 18, 2010

Pusitis

A viral infection that can occur in any organ or tissue of the body. Usually symptoms are constant bitching and whining about how bad it hurts.

Mrs Vanderbilt: Robby! Where is Rachel today?

Robby: She has a case of pusitis.

Mrs. Vanderbilt: She was bitching a lot yesterday.

by superfly69 August 12, 2010

PussTuss

the art of emitting sound waves from your penis which annihalates her puss. This will cause countless orgasms upon the person being used on. When using this trick, girls will be screaming with delight. The sound waves are formed by touching your wood!

"OMG, HE PUSSTUSSED ME, IM SO HAPPPY!"
"Wow Rachel, I heard sam pusstussed you!"

by ZelenovOtroskiMendelov November 21, 2018

Pusitous

Means being a pussy, faking a injury to not practice.

Caden has pusitous because he “had a sore neck”(pussy) and couldn’t practice

by Ty828 October 30, 2019