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Pussitus 

One who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jackshit. Usually a disease for a huge pussy with no reason to live.
Aaron: Hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
Ben: Nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
David: Dont worry aaron, Ben suffers from chronic pussitus
Pussitus by blew2 December 18, 2010

pussitis 

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.
Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.
pussitis by pantew May 6, 2006

stank pussitis 

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.
that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

Pussyitus 

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.
I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.
Pussyitus by Tim K. March 30, 2006

pussitunity 

There were hot girls everywhere, but I went to the restroom and the pussitunity was gone.
pussitunity by Ottergay September 2, 2006
The attitude of someone being a pussy... this word is derived from the words pussy and attitude.

Pussy + attitude = pussitude
when linda asked marley to go and tell Jim that she had a crush on him Linda was showing pure pussitude.
pussitude by Krimson~ November 6, 2006
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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