Purplecow 

A variant of the "blue waffle" STD. Looks like a purple cow's nose. Smells horrific.

Dude, my girlfriend just told me she has a nasty case of purplecow. What should I do?

Purplecow by Twiggah July 22, 2011

purplecow.cos 

An amazing cosplayer on tiktok who recently hit 1k followers! They started coaplaying on July 15th 2020, and have improved a lot!

Isn't @purplecow.cos an amazing cosplayer?

purplecow.cos by ilikedirtandmudandrocks March 16, 2021

purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia

Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

purplemonkeydishwasher by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006

purplecliffe 

Some people know. But somehow those who know, don't actually know. So no one really knows what a purplecliffe is.

"Professor! What's a purplecliffe?!"

purplecliffe by Krumpin June 25, 2017

Purpletooth Posse 

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.

I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.

Purpletooth Posse by majoricehole March 7, 2011

Purplekoolaidman 

The best streamer of our generation. He makes his viewers rather moist while making it rain Kool-Aid packets.

-Did you catch Purplekoolaidman's stream Monday night?
-Dude, I watch his stream EVERY night. He makes me moist.

Purplekoolaidman by PKMGROUPIE November 25, 2015

purple cow 

A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!

Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!

purple cow by IvoryQueen May 3, 2006