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purplecone

A closet homosexual. Someone who claims to be straight while secretly liking men. Tell-tale signs: Says penis randomly in chatrooms.
You're such a PurpleCONe! When are you going to come out of the closet?
by anon97 July 1, 2005
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher
by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006
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Purplenette

One with the purple hair.

They are rarely seen on the Internet, sometimes appear in anime.
Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude
Being a Purplenette, you get pissed by everything and everyone.
by Mellow.Creme November 16, 2014
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purplecow.cos

An amazing cosplayer on tiktok who recently hit 1k followers! They started coaplaying on July 15th 2020, and have improved a lot!
Isn't @purplecow.cos an amazing cosplayer?
by ilikedirtandmudandrocks March 16, 2021
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PurpleOre123

The hottest man on Earth. Truely a morbhead.
"Wow dude, you're like PurpleOre123."
"Thanks bro."
by Not_a_morbozo June 22, 2022
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Purplestones

A person who is very very gay and likes to drink cum.
Mikey did you see how much cum Purplestones drank?!?!?
by Johngruden’sbannana September 8, 2022
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purplemonkeydishwasher

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.
*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!
by Joods April 17, 2003
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