purplecone
A closet homosexual. Someone who claims to be straight while secretly liking men. Tell-tale signs: Says penis randomly in chatrooms.
purplecone by anon97 July 1, 2005
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purplemonkeydishwasher
A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.
*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."
*Taken from Wikipedia
*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."
*Taken from Wikipedia
purplemonkeydishwasher by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006
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One with the purple hair.
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Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude
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Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude
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