purplecone

A closet homosexual. Someone who claims to be straight while secretly liking men. Tell-tale signs: Says penis randomly in chatrooms.

You're such a PurpleCONe! When are you going to come out of the closet?

purplecone by anon97 July 1, 2005

purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia

Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

purplemonkeydishwasher by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006

Purplenette 

One with the purple hair.

They are rarely seen on the Internet, sometimes appear in anime.
Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude

Being a Purplenette, you get pissed by everything and everyone.

Purplenette by Mellow.Creme November 16, 2014

purplecow.cos 

An amazing cosplayer on tiktok who recently hit 1k followers! They started coaplaying on July 15th 2020, and have improved a lot!

Isn't @purplecow.cos an amazing cosplayer?

purplecow.cos by ilikedirtandmudandrocks March 16, 2021

PurpleOre123 

The hottest man on Earth. Truely a morbhead.

"Wow dude, you're like PurpleOre123."
"Thanks bro."

PurpleOre123 by Not_a_morbozo June 22, 2022

Purplestones 

A person who is very very gay and likes to drink cum.

Mikey did you see how much cum Purplestones drank?!?!?

Purplestones by Johngruden’sbannana September 8, 2022

purplemonkeydishwasher 

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.

*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!

purplemonkeydishwasher by Joods April 17, 2003