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Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
Phantom Shit Perfecto by greenlectern September 1, 2010

Perfectomundo 

Kind of Spanglish word not meaning "perfect world" or "mundo perfecto" but "perfectly".
Spanglish Usage Statistics Office (SUSO) released its last statistics about this word--the usage of "perfectomundo" is growing specially in Lincoln, NE area.

The theory about the author of this word says that its creator is a human specimen known as LRM. Probaly, the word in question, was a result of an external enviromental factor who triggered some plastogenes in the left hemisphere of the brain. An interruption on the translating system (English to Spanish) of the individual happened, causing a rare reaction wich produced the word to come out, for the first time, of the LRM's mouth.
- Hey Lyle, let's go to the cinema. What do you think?
- Perfectomundo!
Perfectomundo by santik April 4, 2011

Perfectomundo 

Perfectly, which is "Perfectamente" in Spanish, but the person heard it wrong, thereby the "MENTE" became MUNDO. Perhaps the person knew the word MUNDO already and then repeated it the only way they knew how. This is how languages have evolved across the centuries.
Man, that movie was so awesome, it was perfectomundo!
Perfectomundo by este soy-yo January 10, 2016

Perfectorious 

adjective
ˈpərfik-tôrēəs
1. a triumph having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; a victory that is as good as it is possible to be.
Her: "Looks like we've got everything we need and you nailed this project!"
Him: "PERFECTORIOUS!"
Her: "Yep!"

Her: "You banged me like a salvation army drum and ruined me for all other men!"
Him: "PERFECTORIOUS!"
Her: "..."
Perfectorious by KASR February 5, 2015

perfecto 

Perfectly hand-rolled blunt. Often looks as if the cigar was not cut and emptied out.
Jason rolled a PERFECTO when we were rollin' around hot boxing.
perfecto by Stunna Mcknighta May 21, 2006

Perfectomundo 

The revised edition of 2022 states that "Perfectomundo" is not a mistakenly written word, but a long effort to define something so extraordinary amazing, that the word "perfect" simply ain't gonna cut it, chief. Obviously, its roots derive from the words "perfecto" (spanish word for "perfect") and "mundo"(spanish word for "the orb" or "the world"). The astonishing, combo-wombo of those words, give the meaning of "world's most perfect".

One could ask, what things may be worthy enough to be given such a title? And i would say "Well that's a good question, chief!" (who is that "chief" person anyway?).
After living this life for so long, exploring many places and experiencing lots of new things around the world, i only found one thing worthy enough for "perfectomundo". And that thing is a girl in Poland, called Faustyna. Not any girl that is, but my tiny bunny.
So there you got it chief, now you know what "perfectomundo" means, and why you most probably never gonna use it in your life ever!
"Well yea, the "somehow" part was for fun, i know exactly why i love your corrections my perfectomundo bunny! :* "
"Put THAT in the dictionary :D :P :* :* "
Perfectomundo by Your Greek Daddy February 26, 2022
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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