punch me 

Give me all of your bongs and your bud and your money and we have to switch parents

Hey man can you punch me

punch me by Clockman May 23, 2018

Punch Me Face 

A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.

"I got fired from work today."
"No shit? Why?"
"I don't know, my boss just has this punch me face."

Punch Me Face by ShaneP!!! July 5, 2007

Punch me in the face 

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.

"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."

Punch me in the face by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018

Punch Me Up The Butt 

phrase used negatively when saying "fuck me up the ass" is not appropriate.
this is not meant to be explicit. PUNCH ME- aggressive while UP THE BUTT- just all around bad.

"DUDE i have to go to a debate tournament instead of a rave. Punch Me Up The Butt"

"lolz h3 pwn'd m3. PMUTB"

Punch Me Up The Butt by Lil Ton February 20, 2008

punch me in the fucking face 

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

punch me in the fucking face by eliotores October 20, 2010

Punch me harder Kyle 

Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch me harder Kyle by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

Punch Me I Bleed 

Gay ass line from Spider-Man 2 that makes no God Damn sense

Peter: I’m not an empty seat anymore, Punch me I bleed
MJ:................

Punch Me I Bleed by Amp020115 March 20, 2019