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Punch Me Face
A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.
Punch Me Face by ShaneP!!! July 5, 2007
Punch me in the face
When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.
"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."
Punch me in the face by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018
Punch Me Up The Butt
phrase used negatively when saying "fuck me up the ass" is not appropriate.
this is not meant to be explicit. PUNCH ME- aggressive while UP THE BUTT- just all around bad.
this is not meant to be explicit. PUNCH ME- aggressive while UP THE BUTT- just all around bad.
"DUDE i have to go to a debate tournament instead of a rave. Punch Me Up The Butt"
"lolz h3 pwn'd m3. PMUTB"
"lolz h3 pwn'd m3. PMUTB"
Punch Me Up The Butt by Lil Ton February 20, 2008
punch me in the fucking face
When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.
Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
punch me in the fucking face by eliotores October 20, 2010
Punch me harder Kyle
Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?
Punch Me Harder Kyle
Punch Me Harder Kyle
Punch me harder Kyle by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021
Punch Me I Bleed
Punch Me I Bleed by Amp020115 March 20, 2019
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