Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 07, 2019

pump fake

when you out dangling and have no weapon so you fake like you have one to avoid getting smoked.

Me: Im finna go to the store right fast joe

Joe: you better pump fake on yo way there i heard gd nem out ridin
Me : Ight check leave the front door unlocked

by chesifoeoutwest290 May 22, 2019

Pump Faking

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.

When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!

by Denisha May 11, 2006

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009

pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

by carterthekid January 07, 2008

pump fake

This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.

when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...

by never been a gimp pirate January 29, 2004