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PumpFaker 

A pumpfaker is a person who states intentions to do something, and never follows through. A person who is notorious for making plans, but never following through.
A person who consistently Curves people.
Guy 1: Tamia said she was gonna come over, and never texted me back.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a pumpfaker man, don't take anything she says to heart
PumpFaker by @0fears0regrets June 6, 2014
Related Words
to throw for a loop, to decieve or fool.
"I went to Brenda's house thinking that i was gonna smack the skins, but she pumpfaked me."
pumpfake by grandpappy gametight October 7, 2007
Pumpfake/Pumpfaked/Pumpfaking: When someone says they will do something or go somewhere but doesn't; Going back on one's word; Renig;
My homie said he would meet me out here but then "pumpfaked" at the last minute when his baby moms called.
Pumpfake by AJ The Klassic August 20, 2011

Pumpfake Houdini 

When your fucking a bitch in the ass by a window with the lights off then tell her you'll be right back then your friend comes in and finshes the job while you wave at her through the window (she has no idea the friend is fucking her while you wave).
me and hank gave the pumpfake houdini to teresa
Pumpfake Houdini by tswaggthewhip February 24, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026