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Paulverized 

To be owned in debate by Ron Paul.

Often Paulverization is preceeded by the words "well...you know"
He is in for a serious Paulverization if he thinks he can outdebate Ron Paul on monetary policy and civil liberties.

Did you hear that Michelle Bachmann got Paulverized on Iran in the GOP debate yesterday?

The reporter attempted to nail Ron Paul with a biased trick question but failed and got completely paulverized.
Paulverized by Liberty minded December 27, 2011

Paulverize 

To bully someone in fantasy sports trade talks until they are tempted to agree just to make the offers stop.
Owner 1: Why did you accept that trade? You gave up Andrew Luck for Michael Vick and a 2nd round pick!?!
Owner 2: I don't know! I think I was just sick of being paulverized for the past month about him trading for Luck.
Paulverize by Mel Kiper April 19, 2014

pulverize 

They pulverized them at the game.

pulverizer 

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.
Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

pulverized

To fuck a girl so hard that her vagina turns into nothingness.
"Oh man, I totally pulverized Katy last night!"

Cherry Pulveriser 

A penis with the shape of a medium sized childs arm, used for the annhilation and stretching and destruction of a virgins innocent tight twat. Preferably hairless.
If used in the wrong way (ie. wrong hole) may lead to an onset of anal leakage in later teenage years.
Did you smash her with your Cherry Pulveriser?
His cherry Pulveriser split that Ghetto Booty in half. Gangtsa!
Cherry Pulveriser by The Choden April 26, 2006