Pulling Pork 

Pulling Pork: (v.) to pull on a mans penis in a painful way, most commonly not done with your hand, possibly performed with string, pliers, or hedgeclippers.

John pissed Sally off so Sally attached a string to John's penis and a car and pulled his pork by driving away in the opposite direction.

Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.

Pulling Pork by Clareeeee October 21, 2005

Pulling pork 

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

Pulling pork by Piplover September 4, 2016

pulling your pork 

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

pulling your pork by big_schlong July 6, 2010

pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

pulling the pork by Jesus juice 420 January 20, 2017

Pulling the pork skin 

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.

Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.

Pulling the pork skin by Creamyshart October 14, 2018

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

pulling the pork by Crondom February 13, 2024