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puritanism
1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.
2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
puritanism by Zack Green August 19, 2004
Puritan
A person that's literally the king/queen of inferiority that they make themselves feel better by acting morally over the top that they expect everyone to be like them and anyone that dares to differ will be canceled
Phitaly
Phitaly is a urban word pronouced phi-taly its a ebonic for philly and italy.combined together I came up with the word phitaly meaning swag trendsetter setting trends with a philly swag and a mix of italy style which makes the clothing line boujure couture classic for its urban upscale style
Phitaly by L Plaga ceo of boujure couture December 8, 2012
puritanism
puritanism by shambola September 5, 2004
Puritan
A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.
*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*
Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??
Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.
Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??
Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.
Puritan by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011
Puritan
Puritan by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009
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