A an old fashioned, homeschooling
mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and
tank tops
will turn them into strippers destined for hell.
*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank
top and jeans*
Puritan
mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??
Puritan
mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.