*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*
Puritan mother:
Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of
your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can
practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??
Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.