A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that
girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops
will turn them into strippers destined for
hell.
*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*
Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so
low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that
ok??
Puritan mother: Because I'm a
sexist bitch.