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pubic hair 

A patch of hair that causes nothing but trouble. Men expect women to shave it, but goddamn it, it itches!
Pubic hair is natural, just trim it a little so it doesn't stick out of your bathing suit.
pubic hair by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

pubic hair sweater 

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.
Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

pubic hair collecting 

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch
pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from
pubic hair collecting by viking48 February 28, 2009

pubic hair 

Something Justin Bieber does not own.
Justin Bieber tried to show me his pubic hair, but his pubes were as smooth as a baby's ass!

Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.
Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.
Pubic Hair of the Cranium by ValGal January 30, 2009

pubic hair tumbleweed 

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.
It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.
pubic hair tumbleweed by angates April 21, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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