Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009

Quadratard

What you call someone who is four times as ignorant and dumb as the average person.

Sally really thought sriracha hot sauce was lubricant, the quadratard.

by valgal July 27, 2015