Allison1690's definitions

inceast

What happens when stupid people try to spell incest.

"Incest" is not a difficult word to spell, yet some people insist upon spelling it "inceast". Morons.

by Allison1690 September 16, 2006

pubic hair

A patch of hair that causes nothing but trouble. Men expect women to shave it, but goddamn it, it itches!

Pubic hair is natural, just trim it a little so it doesn't stick out of your bathing suit.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

condom

1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.

2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.

1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.

2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

codeine

A legal opiate used as a cough suppressant and pain reliever. Often added to prescription cough syrups, it also acts as a strong sedative in some people.

After taking codeine for my bronchitis, all I could do was stare at the ceiling for four hours.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

Eskimo song

A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette/Bernadotte/Vernedead in the second volume of the Hellsing manga. Lyrics are as follows:

I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

The Eskimo song is either proof that Pip likes Seras, or is just a big pervert.

by Allison1690 September 20, 2008

Integra

The main character in the anime/manga Hellsing, and the sexiest woman ever.

Even straight girls love Integra.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

better than sex

Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.

That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.

by Allison1690 September 14, 2006