Puchango

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Half puto/puta (spanish for bitch - male or female tense). Half chango/changa (spanish for monkey). A real slob fucker of a person, a slovenly monkey bitch of a human being.

Can be used in the male tense - Puchango (Poo-chong-go) or the female tense - Puchanga (Poo-chong-ga)

Bro, that chick is a real Puchanga, she's don't give a fuck.

Man, that dirty bastard is a rotten Puchango, he looks like a bucket of fried shit.

Puchango by Donkey-Tron December 15, 2017

Words you can keep

pochango

1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.

Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style

pochango by Pixysticks December 12, 2007

Related Words

Puchango • Pachango • pochango • puchang • PF Changover

puchang

n. another term for girlie parts between the legs(a.k.a. vagina). Said when you want to give a little more umph to the word vagina and/or not sound as nasty as when one says the word pussy.

My girl's puchang was hot for me last night!

puchang by poot von clavin February 1, 2005

Pachango

Equivalent to vagina (english or spanish version), vag, kooter, poon, coochie, muff, cooch, poontang, pussy, twat, cunt, pink taco, pussay, or anything else relating to the female sex organs.

My boyfriend is such a woman, he needs to pull that old tampon out of his pachango!

Come get my pachango!

Stuff that pachango with your dick!

The LSAT raped my pachango.

I think there is something stuck in my pachango.

Pachango by Pachango-69 May 26, 2010

Pachango

Go Away

You messed it up! Now pachango!

Pachango by Leyana August 18, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026