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Pachango 

Equivalent to vagina (english or spanish version), vag, kooter, poon, coochie, muff, cooch, poontang, pussy, twat, cunt, pink taco, pussay, or anything else relating to the female sex organs.
My boyfriend is such a woman, he needs to pull that old tampon out of his pachango!

Come get my pachango!

Stuff that pachango with your dick!

The LSAT raped my pachango.

I think there is something stuck in my pachango.
Pachango by Pachango-69 May 26, 2010
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Pachango 

Go Away
You messed it up! Now pachango!
Pachango by Leyana August 18, 2011
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1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.
Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style
pochango by Pixysticks December 12, 2007

Puchango 

Half puto/puta (spanish for bitch - male or female tense). Half chango/changa (spanish for monkey). A real slob fucker of a person, a slovenly monkey bitch of a human being.

Can be used in the male tense - Puchango (Poo-chong-go) or the female tense - Puchanga (Poo-chong-ga)
Bro, that chick is a real Puchanga, she's don't give a fuck.

Man, that dirty bastard is a rotten Puchango, he looks like a bucket of fried shit.
Puchango by Donkey-Tron December 15, 2017

Pachanga  

Are you going to the Pachanga ? Simon guey hay te veo.
Pachanga by Kuerno May 23, 2008

pachanga 

Of or pertaining to a breed of imperial cats originating from the Yucatan Peninsula. Typically all black cats with round, big eyes who are notable for their fluffy coat, as well as their trademark floppy spine. Mexican folklore hold these cats as divine, born from the gods themselves.
Luis Guzman in "Carlito's Way" portrayed quite a pachanga, imperial character.
pachanga by Hansel Holmstrom December 5, 2007

Pachanga 

1. Someone who used to be your friend and no longer is.

2. A traitor.

Comes from the name of Luis Guzman's character in Carlitos Way. Also a song by Fabolous describing this situation.
A thug changes, and loves changes, and best friends become strangers, Pachangas
Pachanga by scarlitos August 12, 2009
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