pochango

1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.

Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style

pochango by Pixysticks December 12, 2007

Puchango 

Half puto/puta (spanish for bitch - male or female tense). Half chango/changa (spanish for monkey). A real slob fucker of a person, a slovenly monkey bitch of a human being.

Can be used in the male tense - Puchango (Poo-chong-go) or the female tense - Puchanga (Poo-chong-ga)

Bro, that chick is a real Puchanga, she's don't give a fuck.

Man, that dirty bastard is a rotten Puchango, he looks like a bucket of fried shit.

Puchango by Donkey-Tron December 15, 2017

Pochangles 

Definition 1: Big bouncy balls.

Definition 2: Balls that hang a lot.

Definition 3: Old looking testicles.

Ex 1 : Alex wasn't wearing underwear under his shorts, and i noticed he had pochangles.

Ex 2 : You can notice he has a severe case of pochangles when he runs.

Pochangles by Geovanny May 3, 2010

Pachango 

Equivalent to vagina (english or spanish version), vag, kooter, poon, coochie, muff, cooch, poontang, pussy, twat, cunt, pink taco, pussay, or anything else relating to the female sex organs.

My boyfriend is such a woman, he needs to pull that old tampon out of his pachango!

Come get my pachango!

Stuff that pachango with your dick!

The LSAT raped my pachango.

I think there is something stuck in my pachango.

Pachango by Pachango-69 May 26, 2010

Pachango 

Go Away

You messed it up! Now pachango!

Pachango by Leyana August 18, 2011

PoChang 

The word for a ridiculously bad-ass individual or event. Commemorates high school alumni that was told by teacher to, "leave the classroom," and proceeded to go home without consulting a soul.

"I inhaled six chili peppers and then tossed my stepfather in a ditch filled to the brim with boiling oil – so, yes, I would consider myself PoChang."

"That catholic Easter festival was certainly PoChang, the bunny just bashed the duck until his skull caved in! Hell of a time!"

PoChang by Chump Master 64 June 1, 2023