Publush

Writing a blog entry while intoxicated. Drinking and blogging.

after a few martinis Katie decided to publush another blog entry

by Jenny from the Rock January 26, 2009

Don't publish this definition

When you don't want somebody to publish a complete garbage definition (kinda like this one) into the urban dictionary.

Me: Don't publish this definition please.
Some other guy: Ok, I'll publish this right away lolololololololololol.

by Some stupid guy jajajajajaja September 3, 2016

Don't publish this

'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.

Don't publish this. Don't you fucking dare!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Publish Psyched

When you hoped to be published, but instead get "Publish Psyched"

Person 1: Hey, did your word get published in Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: No. I got "Publish Psyched"

Person 3: Bummer.

by Smart Hollywood :) June 1, 2013

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

Dont Publish

The button all urbandictionary.com "editors" click on when editing every word they come across in an effort to keep the words they made up as popular as possible, preventing potentially better words from showing up.

"why didn't these faggots publish my word? Fuck these fools, I'll get back at everyone by becoming an editor and clicking Dont Publish for every word I see."

by fuckUDeditors May 18, 2010

Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017